bumpin' uglies, pt. 3: carlos

if you haven't been sickened by pts. 1 & 2, then i welcome you to carlos's turn at bat. no wife-beaters this time, but there are the strange indentations in his skull to contemplate:

this time, it's a duck wondering where its mouth is

this is carlos's game face when he's about to go try and pull a bird. it explains a lot.

this is cheekiness personified--and that of carlos's countenance that we're accustomed to seeing