my apologies

last week, as a public service announcement, i informed you, the viewing public, of the fact that palestine's hamas had not committed any murderous acts toward israel since january 2005.

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i now need to make an apology in reference to that. it seems that in my zeal to pimp hamas, i neglected to pimp another erstwhile alleged terrorist group, the fermented beverage jihadist organisation--or, FEBJO--headed by that sotten-brained mastermind, rory daly (http://roryrunsamok.blogspot.com). it was brought to my attention that FEBJO, too, has not committed any murderous acts since january 2005, instead, focusing, allegedly, on wanton acts of rudeness, politically incorrect forays into humour, and indiscretionary uses of such terms as (unt or !=uck or other such words too severe for use on this child- and american-friendly web site.

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that i mysteriously forgot to congratulate FEBJO on its admirable restraint over the past 14 months is unforgivable and, as punishment, may i sit in a hot sauna full of naked, nubile, and naughty swedish-brazilian supermodels as they torture me with indiscriminate acts from the kama sutra for as long as it takes me to learn my lesson...