the last working days of 2005

let's play a guessing game--this photo gets me in trouble with which of the following:
1) my wife
2) kyoung-sup's current squeeze
3) phillip, because he's being cheated on, literally, behind his back
4) american fundamentalist, right-wing, neo-nefarious, jackass conservatives
5) american driven, spirited, left-wing, neo-neurotic, jackass liberals
6) godhatesfags.com
7) south korean immigration
8) north korean asylum seekers
9) roman catholics, jews, southern baptists, islamist fundamentalists
10) the american CIA, FBI, armed military forces, and the present administration
11) witches
12) kim jung-il
13) xenophobes
14) gene simmons
15) homophobes
16) GLAAD
17) sober people
18) my family
19) animals for the preservation of humans
20) people with no sense of humour

though all on the list will be offended, i'd vote for #20, for it is most likely that all of the first nineteen, if offended, do not possess one...