only a mung employed by the local authorities would have come over to ruin the fun

sure enough, after a time of all having fun and sundry, over walks a cretan in a speedo and leather for skin to tell the guys that they’re endangering the lives of beachgoers throughout the entirety of korea and that they must stop all operations right there and then at that place and move somewhere else, which we at the time of the cretan’s candy-assed protestations thought was a secluded area or another beach altogether.

fucking panty-waisted dumbass...